Naming a new girl puppy should be fun and many of us don’t want common names for our dog daughters, but something that will make us smile. So I’ve put together this funny girl dog names list with 200 to choose from, from Taylor Sniff to Mary Puppins.
Whether your pup is a foodie, a fashionista, or the queen of chaos, these hilarious girl dog names will help her stand out in the pack. From cheeky puns to pop culture nods, these names are full of charm, sass, and just the right amount of mischief
Punny Classic Girl Dog Names
These timeless pun names give your girl dog instant star quality — and a side of humor. Ideal for pups who already run the household.
- Barkarella – Intergalactic glam and galaxy-level zoomies
- Pawzella – Stomps through cities (and your flower beds)
- Chewda – Wookiee queen of destruction
- Pupunzel – Lets down her fur when it’s brush time
- Pawdora – Once opened, chaos (and zoomies) ensue
- Mary Puppins – Practically pawfect in every way
- Chewbecca – Hair everywhere. Also, loyalty overload
- Winnie the Pooch – Loves honey, hates baths
- Britney Ears – Oops… she chewed it again
- Miss Piglet – Tiny snorts, big attitude
- Princess Slaya – Takes down chew toys with one chomp
- Meryl Sheep – For the hairy dog that can do any role (including vacuum chaser)
- Cleopawtra – Ancient queen, modern sass
- Puparella De Vil – Not evil, just dramatic
- Cruella de Paw – Born fabulous, a little feral
Pop Culture Funny Girl Puppy Names
These witty names give a shoutout to your favorite stars and characters — with a dog twist that’s impossible not to love. They’re made for dogs with main character energy who probably already have their own Instagram account.
- Taylor Sniffed – Writes breakup songs about the vet
- Megan Thee Wag – Hot dog summer every day
- Dua Lick-a – Got new rules… and zero obedience
- Queen Flea – Runs the world (and your furniture)
- Rihanna Ruff – Shines bright like a diamond collar
- Cardi B(ark) – Okurrrr, who took my treat?
- Ariana Growl-de – High-pitched bark, tiny ponytail
- Billie Eyelick – Deep feelings, deeper love for peanut butter
- Doja Cat-dog – Confused identity, chaotic good
- Joan of Bark – Fights injustice and squirrels
- Sniffany – Lives for luxury and snacks
- Zendogaya – Cool, stylish, and has better eyebrows than you
- Millie Bobby Brownie – Sweet and slightly strange
- Sansa Bark – Survivor of drama and belly rubs
- Olivia Chewton – Indie pup vibes with a dramatic stare
Food-Inspired Funny Girl Dog Names
These girl dog names are deliciously punny — and ideal for pups who treat the kitchen as their kingdom. If your girl follows you around hoping for dropped snacks (like my Mocha does), one of these might be perfect.
- Lady Macaroon – Fluffy, sweet, and slightly bougie
- Soba – Cool noodle with a twist
- Waffles – She’s just built different
- Puppermint Patty – Fresh breath, fierce bark
- Cheddar Belle – Extra sharp, kinda bossy
- Maple Syrup – Sticky kisses and golden curls
- Cinna-bun – Sweet but will roll over you
- Avocadog – Healthy-ish and always trending
- Truffle Shuffle – Runs like she’s had too much espresso
- Jambalaya – A hot mess, but in a good way
- Tofu Nugget – Small, soft, and very judgmental
- Coco Chanel-oaf – Fashion queen with nap vibes
- Honey Butter Biscuit – Southern charm and diva spirit
- Peach Pup – Sweet, fuzzy, and full of drama
- Tater Tot – Smol and always crispy around the edges
Bookish & Clever Girl Dog Names
For the pup who’s clearly smarter than you (and probably knows it), these literary-themed funny and unique names for your female dog blend intelligence with just the right amount of sass.
- Jane Pawsten – Can’t resist a good bark & prejudice
- Virginia Woof – Writes poetry, eats socks
- Goldibarks – Breaks into houses, judges beds and kibble.
- Emily Lickinson – A quiet rebel with a loud bark
- Drooliet – Star-crossed lover of chew toys and drama
- Sylvia Ruff – Deep thinker, blanket hog
- Shakespaw – To sit or not to sit? That is the question
- Maya Angel-woof – Still she rises (from her nap)
- Jo Marches-in-Mud – Tomboy energy and zero regrets
- Bark Austen – Drama, romance, impeccable timing
- Ruffkin – Gives major theater kid vibes
- Hermione Grrranger – Knows all the commands… and yours too
- Muttilda – Smarter than everyone in the room
- Nancy Chew – Can sniff out anything
- Coraline – Curious, slightly spooky, very cute
Witty TV-Inspired Female Dog Names
Whether you’re a Bravo binge-watcher or a sitcom savant, these funny names are made for dogs who deserve their own reality show. They’re perfect for that dramatic pup who always seems to be performing for an invisible audience.
- Paw-la Abdul – Straight up now tell me… do you want a treat?
- Barka Stewart – Craft queen and domestic diva
- Treat Witherspoon – Legally blonde and loves peanut butter
- Kylie Chewer – Owns more collars than you have shoes
- Rachel Chew – That haircut though
- Phoebe Pawffay – Smelly cat, but in the best way
- Elaine Bennis – Can’t dance, but still iconic
- Barky Gilmore Girls – Lorelei with caffeine zoomies
- Moira Barks – Baby! Let’s not bark in this tone!
- Janet Pawl – From The Good Place, but lowkey chaotic
- Veronica Marsupial – Solving the case of the missing toy
- Kim Barkdashian – Obsessed with selfies and designer leashes
- Biscuit Dutton – Ranch girl energy
- Wednesday Addogms – Deadpan stare, softest snuggles
- Buffy the Treat Slayer – Defends the house from mailmen and squirrels
Unusual Sassy Grandma Energy Girl Dog Names
Because some dogs are born with old soul energy, and honestly, we’re here for it. These unusual and witty names are for the pup who seems like she’s been judging people’s life choices for decades (pearls optional, attitude guaranteed).
- Gladys – Doesn’t care what your puppy trainer says
- Ethel – Will silently judge your outfit from her bed
- Blanche Furbo – Hot, single, and napping in your spot
- Marge-in-Charge – Runs the house like a Home Ec class
- Debbie Snax – Always has a Werther’s in her purse (or pocket)
- Patty Paws – Bakes imaginary cookies, insists you eat
- Barb – PTA president vibes, still wags when gossiping
- Lois Lanehound – Works at the paper but barks at the mail
- Ruthie Ruff – Got her bark license in 1953
- Cheryl Sniffman – Big glasses, bigger attitude
- Mildred – 0% tolerance for nonsense, 100% love
- Norma Jeanious – Old soul, timeless looks
- Gertie – Chews bones and minds her business
- Doris – Knows your secrets and will spill them at the dog park
- Agnes the Ageless – Acts 13, looks 87, never leaves your lap
Cute Royal & Fancy Girl Dog Pun Names
For your majestic girl who clearly rules over her subjects (aka, you and everyone else in the house). These names are dripping in elegance and luxury – perfect for the pup who expects breakfast in bed and gets it.
- Queen Elizabark – Regal with a side of sass
- Princess Pupcake – Demands brunch in bed
- Lady Wiggleton – Trots like she owns the sidewalk
- Duchess of Drool – Elegance meets excessive slobber
- Countess Sniffari – Insists on boutique treats only
- Crown Jewels – She is the treasure
- Baroness Fluffington – Extra floof, zero apologies
- Madame Pawlette – Speaks French. Or just whines with flair
- Tiara Banks – “I was rooting for you, we were all rooting for you!”
- Queen B(ark) – Runs the hive and the backyard
- Marie Antwoofnette – Let them eat kibble
- Meghan Barkle – Royal, but also not above trash-digging
- Miss Muzzletoff – Mazel bark! She’s the life of the party
- Paw-loma Picasso – Collector of chew toys and fine arts
- Countess Pawsh – Luxe and loving it
’90s & Y2K Girl Dog Names (Nostalgic & Punny
Because your Tamagotchi died, but your dog is thriving. These throwback funny girl dog names will hit you right in the nostalgia feels while perfectly suiting your retro-loving pup.
- Pawla Abdul – Forever your dog baby
- Spice Grrrl – Which one? Yes.
- Lisa Frankfurter – Colorful chaos on four paws
- Britney Ears 2.0 – Oops… she shredded your scrunchie
- Winona Sniffs – Moody, cool, probably steals socks
- Buffy the Squirrel Slayer – Has a secret stake in the backyard
- Tamagotchi – Because she is your responsibility now
- Avril LaGrowl – Why’d you have to go and make things so complicated?
- Lizzie McFur – Dog by day, cartoon by dream
- Barkoncé (Throwback Edition) – Even Destiny’s pup gets tired
- Velma Sniffley – “Jinkies! A missing tennis ball!”
- Clarissa Explains It All (but loudly) – Will talk back
- Ruffrina George – Wore platform sandals and barked at boys
- Ashley Chewtwins – That’s right — there’s two of them
- Paris Chewlton – That’s hot (and covered in fur)
Influencer & Dog Mom Life Girl Dog Name
If your dog has her own Instagram (or deserves one), these names capture that modern pet parent lifestyle perfectly. They’re ideal for the pup who’s always camera-ready and probably has better social media presence than most humans.
- Barkie Bianco – White fluff and wine snobbery
- Licki Minaj – Drop it like it’s woof
- Snoutfluencer – 12.7K followers and no idea why
- Pupstagram – Tag her, she’s always camera-ready
- Chewla Rae Jepsen – Call her maybe (she won’t come)
- Salty Girl Summer – Loves the beach, hates bath time
- Kalei-bone-a – Wellness dog with a thing for puppuccinos
- Chewby Doobie – #VanLife pup energy
- Pawshionista – Wears bows, barks at Crocs
- Mommy’s Tax Write-Off – Emotional support & content creator
- Glossier Pupper – Dewy coat, glossy eyes
- Hydration Queen – Will knock your Stanley Cup off the table
- Chewla the Creator – Chaos energy, unmatched fits
- Doggo With a Blog-o – Can’t read, but she posts
- BarkTok Star – Does the renegade, but it’s just tail wagging
And by the way check out this post if you are looking for dog Instagram usernames.
Unique Funny Names from Disney & Animated Classics
These Disney-inspired names bring that magical touch with a dose of humor that’ll make every dog park visit memorable. Perfect for the pup who believes she’s living in her own animated adventure.
- Pawcahontas – Paints with all the colors of dog hair on your couch
- Minnie Chews – Loves bows, hates baths
- Cruella DeBark – Wants your Dalmatian print throw blanket
- Barkarella – Leaves the ball at midnight (with your sock)
- Chewda Pan – Refuses to grow up or get off the furniture
- Lady and the Tramp Stamp – Slightly sassy, full of spaghetti
- Fluffiana – Street rat turned cuddle royalty
- Bo-Peep Barkley – Herds your throw pillows like sheep
- Ursnoola – Evil but make it fabulous
- Tiana Tails – Cookin’ up trouble (and gumbo… if she could)
Movie Heroine Inspired Girl Dog Names
These witty names pay tribute to some of cinema’s most iconic leading ladies – with a dog twist that’s pure perfection. If your girl has that main character energy and seems to think every room she enters is her personal movie set, one of these might be exactly what she needs.
- Elfetch – Wears pink on Wednesdays, guards the front door like a queen
- Furry Puppins – Practically perfect in every chew
- Dogzilla– Name for the big girl dog!
- Legally Blonde Retriever – What, like it’s hard to sit?
- Katniss Everfluff – The girl on fur
- Dora the Sniffplorer – Will absolutely find the sock
- Pawlett Oakley – Frankly my dear, she doesn’t give a fetch
- Hermi-ownie – Smartest dog in the barkyard
- Bellatrix LeBark – Slightly unhinged, definitely loyal
- Rey of Sunshine – Uses the force (of guilt) to get treats
TV Show Inspired Female Dog Names
For the pup who’s clearly been binge-watching with you and has picked up some serious personality traits from your favorite characters. These funny names are perfect for dogs who seem to have their own storylines going on (usually involving drama, snacks, and perfectly timed comedic moments).
- Sansa Bark – Quiet but judging your every move
- Arya Snark – Has a list, you’re probably on it
- Moira Rosegolden – Pronounces “treat” with three syllables
- Pawlyanna – Unreasonably optimistic, even at the vet
- Eleven Out of Ten – Loves waffles and hates loud noises
- Janet From The Pawlace – Not a girl, not a robot, still perfect
- Buffy the Squirrel Slayer – Protects the backyard with honor
- Pawmela Beesly – Quiet, kind, and sneaky about getting extra snacks
- Borky Gilmore – Talks fast, eats faster
- Frizzy Miss Lizzy – Always late, always iconic
Cute Funny Cartoon and Fantasy Names
These whimsical options blend cartoon nostalgia with fantasy elements, creating funny and unique names for your female dog that feel both magical and playful.
- She-Ruff – Princess of power naps
- Velma Dinkbork – Jinkies, she lost her bone again
- Corgraline – Slightly spooky, totally sweet
- Ruff-zel – Lets down her hair… all over your couch
- Tinkerbark – Sparkly menace in a 5-lb body
- Sailor Moonpie – In the name of the moon, she’ll bark at nothing
- Hello Sniffy – For the dog that acts like a cat. Doesn’t talk. Just judges cutely
- Daphne Sniffer – Fashionable and fearlessly curious
- Princess Pawdora – Has opened every drawer you own
- Luna Snugglegood – Weird and wonderful
Even More Pop Culture Funny Girl Dog Names
Because honestly, pop culture gives us endless inspiration and your girl deserves a name that’s as current and iconic as she is. These are the clever names for dogs who seem to understand references better than some humans and definitely have opinions about your Netflix choices.
- Lady PawPaw – Wears a meat dress when not eating it
- Khloé Kardoggian – Strong jawline, stronger chew game
- Fetchica Day – Queen of quirky obedience tricks
- Sansa Bork – Has been through so much
- Elle Woofs – What, like it’s hard to sit?
- Daenerys Doggaryen – Mother of Doggos
- Barkbie – For the loud blonde dog
- Princess Layer – Hair buns on ears and treats in mouth
- Bella Sniff – Sparkles in the sun (after a bath)
- Veronica Marsupial – Tiny detective with a pocketful of sass
- Nancy Drool – Solving mysteries and chewing clues
- Wanda Sniff-maximoff – Can rearrange the living room with one zoom
- Wednesday Chewsday – Only smiles when plotting
- Velma Dinkbork – Lost her glasses, found a snack
- Tinkerbark – Small, sparkly, and slightly chaotic
More Girl Dog Name Ideas
If you liked these names but aren’t sure if a funny name for your girl dog is the right fit, I’ve rounded up some other collections that might speak to your heart:
- Browse my complete guide to girl dog names with lots of classic and contemporary choices for every personality.
- If your pup has that extra edge of coolness, you’ll love my collection of cool girl dog names for female puppies featuring trendy options like Wednesday for black dogs or Luna for your mysterious midnight beauty.
- Check out my unique girl dog names inspired by female icons where names like Leia and Serena celebrate strong, inspiring women.
- For those tiny bundles of joy, my cute girl dog names for small dogs list features adorable options like Cupcake and Petal that perfectly match their petite stature.
- And if you have a big dog, these names for big girl dogs with options such as Fiona and Olympia.
- Don’t miss my aesthetic and dreamy girl dog names collection featuring beautiful-sounding choices like Eloise and Coraline.
Or look for names by breed:
- For smaller pups, check out Frenchie Names, Bichon Names, Maltese Names, and Toy Poodle Names that match their unique personalities.
- If you’re bringing home a larger lady, check out the specific Golden Retriever Girl Names and Standard Poodle Names and Girl Names for Bernese Mountain Dogs collections!
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